Tag: Santa Claus

  • Two brilliant (goofy?) ideas

    One of the goals I have in mind for 2011 is to get back to writing more on this, my first blog (without slacking off on my other two blogs). Sometimes that will be in the form of braindumps, just random ideas I have bouncing around my head that need to be recorded somewhere. Brilliant? Maybe. Goofy? Possibly. Here are two.

    #1: Santa Claus, Zombie Killer. This just seems so obvious that I’m not sure why I haven’t seen it somewhere before. Although I admit I may have been subliminally influenced by Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter; it’s hard not to see a title like that and not internalize it somehow.

    #2: Godzilla vs. Voltron. This popped into my head on New Year’s Eve while we were over at our friends’, watching a Godzilla movie (one of the ’90s ones). Since Godzilla is usually the villain this would totally work; it would of course have to be the lion Voltron fighting Godzilla. This would be completely awesome, though I bet the licensing on this type of deal would be a real bitch.

  • These Santas are so wrong

    SouthFlorida.com is running a photo gallery of kids scared of Santa Claus, which is gut-busting funny. (Really! I laughed out loud at a lot of these.) But some of these Santas are so messed up that I had to re-run them here. (But go check out the rest.)

    Like this one…

    Bad Santa!
    Hard-drinkin’ Santa

    Or this one:

    Bad Santa!
    America’s Most Wanted Santa

    More…

    Bad Santa!

    Bad Santa!

    Bad Santa!
    Bank Robbery Gone Bad Santa

    And while those are fun, what the hell is with these fake Santas?

    Fake Santa!

    Fake Santa!
    Holy shit this freaks me out… it’s like Night of the Corn Santa or something

    And finally, I think we have what qualifies as Worst Santa Ever:

    Worst Santa Ever
    Via Boing Boing.