Category: Online

  • Now this is how you do viral…

    This is absolutely great: Send a free personalized message from Samuel L. Jackson for “Snakes on a Plane.” I swear, the thing is brilliant… the audio editing is really good… and it makes phone calls anywhere for free. Even better? You put in the phone number you want it to appear from… and it uses that number for caller ID.

    As my brother said, you think you’re getting a call from a friend, and Samuel Jackson is commanding you!

    Oh, uh, the movie itself? Well, if it’s successful, it’s because they’ve been taking the viral approach all along…

  • the show

    Okay, I’ve pretty much become addicted to the show with zefrank. I can’t help it. It’s compelling. And funny. And smart. And for embedded online video, it just works. Go watch. And then go watch a bunch of the archives.

  • The name game

    While I can’t say as I’ve found much use out of MySpace, my sister-in-law did post an amusing bulletin that I had to steal. I’m sure we’ve all seen variations on the name game… here’s a collection of rules for generating ten of them (along with my results).

    Your Spy Name: Middle name and current street name
    Travis Desert (only part of my street name, so it wouldn’t sound so goofy)

    Your Movie Star Name: Grandfather/grandmother on your mom’s side, your favorite candy
    Guy Snickers

    Your Rap Name: First initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name
    J-Ab (Jab?)

    Your Gamer Tag: A favorite color, a favorite animal
    Purple Chicken

    Your Soap Opera Name: Middle name, city where you were born
    Travis St. Helens

    Your Star Wars Name: First 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother’s maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet’s name
    Abeittbob (or Abe Itt Bob as they tend to do names in Star Wars)

    Your Jedi Name: Middle name spelled backwards, your mom’s maiden name spelled backwards
    Sivart Rolyat (I made up the maiden name… no way I’m posting that online for real)

    Your Porn Star Name: First pet’s name, the street you grew up on
    Curly Deer

    Your Superhero Name: “The”, your favorite color, the automobile your dad drives
    The Purple Chevy

    Your Action Hero Name: First Name Of The Main Character In The Last Film You Watched, last Food You Just Ate
    Popeye Radish

    So, what are your names?

  • YouTube goodness

    I’ve been exploring YouTube a bit more lately and just thought I’d point to some of the videos I’ve found that amuse me…

  • What the hell was that?

    When I started writing this post, the video in question actually existed… but now the link they had goes to the Visitor and Convention Bureau site… hmmmmmm.

    The title of this post might as well be “How not to do viral marketing.” It concerns a new animated ad campaign, detailed in excruciating detail in this Bulletin article, launched by the Bend Visitor & Convention Bureau… I’m actually at a loss for words.

    Okay, I’m not really. Nor will I mince words: at best, this video makes me embarrassed for Bend.

    My wife sent me the link in the morning, without explanation. First of all, it took forever to load, which is not a good sign. Finally, it started, and I was immediately sorry it did; my first impulse was to turn it off. When I first glimpsed something that sort of resembled Pilot Butte in the background, I thought, Is this supposed to be about Bend? It couldn’t be, it doesn’t even make any sense. But lo and behold, it turned out to be about Bend after all.

    My next thought was that somebody had gone out of their way—poorly, I might add—to make fun of Bend. It’s certainly not something that would ever entice me to visit.

    Finally I saw the Bulletin article, and things started to make a perverse sense. Here’s a clip:

    The Bend Visitor & Convention Bureau has launched an edgy, animated online marketing campaign featuring a video the bureau hopes is so entertaining that viewers will e-mail it to friends, family and colleagues.

    The video is sort of like Bend meets The Simpsons.

    Locals will recognize scenes in the lighthearted production and presumably chuckle at the characters and lyrics.

    “The video is funny and entertaining,” Glover said. “But, there’s also a message that shows what we have here – the river, rafting, skiing, etc. We hope that people will be entertained, then watch it again or pass it along via e-mail.”

    Ultimately, the video’s goal is to interest more people in visiting Bend.

    According to Glover, the video is the first of its kind to market a destination such as Bend through an emerging form of advertising known as viral marketing.

    Glover already considers the campaign a winner, thanks to a marketing coup that will allow friendster.com, a video downloading site popular among iPod owners, to send links to the video with endorsements to more than 1.25 million of its subscribers.

    “Just through that, the campaign is a success,” Glover said.

    Are you kidding me?

    There’s nothing “edgy” or Simpsons-like anywhere in that video. In fact, it’s some seriously shoddy art and animation work happening there. (I know—well, I hope—the people behind it can do better.) And being a local, trust me when I say there’s no chuckling going on, and the “recognizable” scenes are barely even that.

    Here’s a hint about viral marketing: it tends to work best when it’s not directed. Don’t hold it out there and proclaim it a success; either it’ll happen on its own or it won’t. You have no real control over the matter.

    And they think hooking up with Friendster is a marketing coup? Really? Friendster is on the wane in a big way. They would have been far better off leveraging MySpace (with 86 million users) and YouTube. Then you’d see some real numbers.

    Oh and by the way, pick a better domain name next time… “where-the-hell-are-we.com” just lacks that, how would you say, convenience and ease of use in passing around a link.

    I will concede that this video is viral in an avian flu sense—it’s spreading around the local blogosphere and everybody I’ve shown it to hates it. But that’s not the kind of viral you’d hope for.

    Postscript: And it’s gone… I wonder if that was intentional, or there was too much backlash?

    Post-postscript: Yes, you’ll notice I didn’t actually link to the video directly… I debated it. But since it appears to be gone anyway, oh well.

  • Trojan crumbling

    Yeah, I know I’m a little late to the party blogging this, but I thought this was pretty good footage of the Trojan nuclear power plant being destroyed: Trojan implosion on YouTube.

    There’s not much more to be said on Trojan (check out some of the latest news); I never knew much about the plant, but I remember always being impressed, even when little, seeing the looming tower rise out of the forest on the horizon. There’s something jaw-dropping, fleeting, and a little creepy seeing such an icon emerging from the landscape all of a sudden.

    Trojan power plant, on Flickr
    Trojan power plant, on Flickr
  • 10 Commandments… remixed

    I’ve been liking the remixed movie trailers I’ve been seeing lately, but this one made me laugh tonight: 10 Things I Hate About Commandments. Someone’s remixed the Charlton Heston movie as a teen comedy… I especially like the surprise addition to the cast at the end. :)

    Via Boing Boing.

  • Bill Gates’ house

    Bill Gates’ house: Found this on Wikipedia’s Unusual articles page. Pretty amazing stuff; some things that jumped out at me:

    • Assessed values (as of 2002) of $113 million, with over $1 million in annual property tax
    • 66,000 square feet
    • The wood columns from main floor to roof in entry area are over 70 feet tall.
    • Some of the interior passage doors weigh over 800 lbs, but are balanced for easy use.
    • The roofing is stainless steel.
    • Hidden cameras are everywhere, including the interior stone walls.
    • Gates insisted on saving a 40 year old maple adjacent to the driveway. The tree is monitored electronically 24 hours per day via computer. If it seems dry, it gets just the right amount of water automatically delivered.
    • All woodwork is flawless. Much of the woodwork is of various rare types from all over the world – imported especially for this house.
    • The theater (underground in a concrete shell) is the most state of the art theatre in the world according to specialty contractor.

    Picture? Of course!

    Bill Gates' house, aerial view
    Photo from Flickr

    More photos can be found on this Flickr group.

    I’m not sure I can even get my mind around a place like this. Some of the photos look like a Disneyland attraction.

  • Best spam name ever

    I’ve seen this name show up a few times now in my email spam filter: Natalie Gadzooks. Perhaps it’s not the best spam name ever, but every time I see it, it makes me laugh.

  • The Dark Side of geocaching

    Spotted this article on CNN today: Geocaching puts authorities on edge. It’s about what happens when police find geocaches and think they might be bombs and such.

    Rounding a corner on his motorcycle to finish rigging his cache, he was greeted by a barricade of police cars and a bomb squad. He struggled to explain the misunderstanding.

    “I got off my bike and three officers approached me very cautiously, hands on their holsters,” he said. “I was trying to turn off my MP3 player and I think they were worried I was going for a detonator.”

    (Find out more about geocaching at the official site.)

    I’ve got a GPS, but haven’t actually gotten around to trying geocaching, even though I want to. Maybe this year. But the article also makes me think of what a friend asked me, once: What if someone actually does put a bomb or something in a geocache? And ruins it for everybody?

    Something I don’t really have an answer to; I’m not that cynical, I suppose. The good thing is, it hasn’t happened yet that I know of, and hopefully it won’t ever happen.