Category: Humor
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Best. Party. EVAR!!!!!11!1
C’mon, with a title like that, how could it not be?
“It” being the Halloween party we went to last night. Costumes, booze, food, and friends. And a giant inflatable Scooby Doo. (Yes, it was this same Scooby.) Although this year, perhaps the title of this post should be, “Oh my God, they killed Scooby! Those bastards!”
Yes, that’s right: somebody killed Scooby Doo.
See, when Scooby disappeared from the back deck (where he was leering in the window this year), the assumption was the thing had deflated. Somebody suggested that Scooby had, indeed, been killed, but I thought it was just the running gag. Until Scooby’s giant deflated plastic corpse was discovered lying in a pool of blood with a large knife in the neck.
(I think this Family Guy clip applies here. I’ve been looking for an excuse to link to that.)
I knew I had been beating that dead horse into the ground, but I had no idea it would incite a murderous crime of passion…
That was a good party.
Those bastards!
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Kitlers
Random link for the day: Cats that look like Hitler.
Really.
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It’s been awhile for Scooby…
I figured it’s been just long enough for everyone to forget…
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The name game
While I can’t say as I’ve found much use out of MySpace, my sister-in-law did post an amusing bulletin that I had to steal. I’m sure we’ve all seen variations on the name game… here’s a collection of rules for generating ten of them (along with my results).
Your Spy Name: Middle name and current street name
Travis Desert (only part of my street name, so it wouldn’t sound so goofy)Your Movie Star Name: Grandfather/grandmother on your mom’s side, your favorite candy
Guy SnickersYour Rap Name: First initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name
J-Ab (Jab?)Your Gamer Tag: A favorite color, a favorite animal
Purple ChickenYour Soap Opera Name: Middle name, city where you were born
Travis St. HelensYour Star Wars Name: First 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother’s maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet’s name
Abeittbob (or Abe Itt Bob as they tend to do names in Star Wars)Your Jedi Name: Middle name spelled backwards, your mom’s maiden name spelled backwards
Sivart Rolyat (I made up the maiden name… no way I’m posting that online for real)Your Porn Star Name: First pet’s name, the street you grew up on
Curly DeerYour Superhero Name: “The”, your favorite color, the automobile your dad drives
The Purple ChevyYour Action Hero Name: First Name Of The Main Character In The Last Film You Watched, last Food You Just Ate
Popeye RadishSo, what are your names?
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People over 30 should be dead
I’d seen this before, floating around the net, and should’ve linked to it then; but now is as good a time as any: People over 30 should be dead.
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. Horrors!
We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this.
You have to go read it all. Love it!
:)
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10 Commandments… remixed
I’ve been liking the remixed movie trailers I’ve been seeing lately, but this one made me laugh tonight: 10 Things I Hate About Commandments. Someone’s remixed the Charlton Heston movie as a teen comedy… I especially like the surprise addition to the cast at the end.
:)
Via Boing Boing.
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You know what the Easter Bunny is doing the other 364 days of the year?
Oh, this is such a twisted, twisted thing to laugh at, and yet I couldn’t stop laughing: The Easter Bunny Hates You (video).
I wouldn’t let the kids watch this one, lest they be scarred for life…
Thanks, Shannon!