While I can’t say as I’ve found much use out of MySpace, my sister-in-law did post an amusing bulletin that I had to steal. I’m sure we’ve all seen variations on the name game… here’s a collection of rules for generating ten of them (along with my results).
Your Spy Name: Middle name and current street name
Travis Desert (only part of my street name, so it wouldn’t sound so goofy)
Your Movie Star Name: Grandfather/grandmother on your mom’s side, your favorite candy
Guy Snickers
Your Rap Name: First initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name
J-Ab (Jab?)
Your Gamer Tag: A favorite color, a favorite animal
Purple Chicken
Your Soap Opera Name: Middle name, city where you were born
Travis St. Helens
Your Star Wars Name: First 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother’s maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet’s name
Abeittbob (or Abe Itt Bob as they tend to do names in Star Wars)
Your Jedi Name: Middle name spelled backwards, your mom’s maiden name spelled backwards
Sivart Rolyat (I made up the maiden name… no way I’m posting that online for real)
Your Porn Star Name: First pet’s name, the street you grew up on
Curly Deer
Your Superhero Name: “The”, your favorite color, the automobile your dad drives
The Purple Chevy
Your Action Hero Name: First Name Of The Main Character In The Last Film You Watched, last Food You Just Ate
Popeye Radish
So, what are your names?
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9 responses to “The name game”
1. Jeanne 182nd
2. Evelyn Milky Way (like that one 😉
3. L-Jo
4. Green Horse
5. Jeanne Salem
6. Jon ers jet
7. ennaej
8. Jethero 101st
9 The Green Machine (just had to self prescribe one of these 🙂
10. Willy Coffee
This thing would be an identity thief’s wet dream. 🙂
"This thing would be an identity thief’s wet dream. :)"
Which is why I’m not publicly sharing some of these….but since some of it’s public knowledge and some of these are legal names, just names we called them….
1) Richard Watson
2) Dick Mounds (oh that’s bad)
3) J-Ort
4) Green Fish
5) We’re not going there…
6) Nor there, just because it’ll be pretty obvious the names once I post
7) Ditto
8) Gabe Huntington
9) The Green GMC (or Green Chevy)
10) Wooster Steak
excuse me….are NOT legal names….
oh man i’ll do this when i get back to KF on Monday.
I’m not making this up:
10) Harry Poptart
Spy: Melissa Madison
Movie star: Ruth Twizzler
Rap: J-El
Gamer: Green Basenji
Soap Opera: Melissa Wilingboro
Star Wars: Ell Mil Cas
Jedi: Assilem Rellim
Porn: Jasper Vineyard
Superhero: The Green Boxster
Action Hero: Sandy Sushi
these pretty much don’t work for me because i don’t have a middle name.
Only the ones that are mildly amusing:
2. Robert Lindtball
8. Fifi Westwood (heh heh)
9. The Blue Corvette
10. Lightning Sirloin (yes, it was Cars 🙂