Local Loser

Could’ve been worse, I suppose, if it weren’t so amusing.

According to this article on Bend.com, Jodie Lynn Ackerman was released from jail last Wednesday (the 8th) due to overcrowding. By Saturday night (three days later), she “was booked back into the jail on charges of second-degree theft, unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, first-degree criminal mischief and a probation violation.” Seems to me that if you suddenly got a “get out of jail free” card, shouldn’t you not do something stupid, like, oh, I don’t know, steal a car and some beer and evade the police?

(This also showed up on UtterlyBoring.com.)

Comments

2 responses to “Local Loser”

  1. Lorissa Avatar
    Lorissa

    You are truely out ther 🙂

  2. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    It’s much worse when the car you steal is your own mothers.