A random collection of things that… well, the title pretty much says it all, doesn’t it?

• "There’s two roles I think [Steve] Buscemi was born to play. The first is Cobra Commander in a live-action G.I. Joe movie. ‘Retreeeeeat!’" source
• I found the trailer on YouTube for the never-released 1994 Fantastic Four movie… it is so bad. (And wow, what’s the deal with the effects/costume/WTF for The Thing? It’s hysterical, but at the same time, freaky as hell.)
• The "Expendable" Red Shirt on ThinkGeek ("Just don’t stand next to us when you wear that thing.")
• "You’re single because you use emoticons." someecards.com – many more much, much funnier but waaaaay too raunchy for me to repeat
• "And then a second and a half later I thought, ‘wait, this is exactly how Uncle Ben died.’" source