The name game

While I can’t say as I’ve found much use out of MySpace, my sister-in-law did post an amusing bulletin that I had to steal. I’m sure we’ve all seen variations on the name game… here’s a collection of rules for generating ten of them (along with my results).

Your Spy Name: Middle name and current street name
Travis Desert (only part of my street name, so it wouldn’t sound so goofy)

Your Movie Star Name: Grandfather/grandmother on your mom’s side, your favorite candy
Guy Snickers

Your Rap Name: First initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name
J-Ab (Jab?)

Your Gamer Tag: A favorite color, a favorite animal
Purple Chicken

Your Soap Opera Name: Middle name, city where you were born
Travis St. Helens

Your Star Wars Name: First 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother’s maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet’s name
Abeittbob (or Abe Itt Bob as they tend to do names in Star Wars)

Your Jedi Name: Middle name spelled backwards, your mom’s maiden name spelled backwards
Sivart Rolyat (I made up the maiden name… no way I’m posting that online for real)

Your Porn Star Name: First pet’s name, the street you grew up on
Curly Deer

Your Superhero Name: “The”, your favorite color, the automobile your dad drives
The Purple Chevy

Your Action Hero Name: First Name Of The Main Character In The Last Film You Watched, last Food You Just Ate
Popeye Radish

So, what are your names?

9 comments

  1. 1. Jeanne 182nd
    2. Evelyn Milky Way (like that one 😉
    3. L-Jo
    4. Green Horse
    5. Jeanne Salem
    6. Jon ers jet
    7. ennaej
    8. Jethero 101st
    9 The Green Machine (just had to self prescribe one of these 🙂
    10. Willy Coffee

  2. "This thing would be an identity thief’s wet dream. :)"

    Which is why I’m not publicly sharing some of these….but since some of it’s public knowledge and some of these are legal names, just names we called them….

    1) Richard Watson
    2) Dick Mounds (oh that’s bad)
    3) J-Ort
    4) Green Fish
    5) We’re not going there…
    6) Nor there, just because it’ll be pretty obvious the names once I post
    7) Ditto
    8) Gabe Huntington
    9) The Green GMC (or Green Chevy)
    10) Wooster Steak

  3. Spy: Melissa Madison
    Movie star: Ruth Twizzler
    Rap: J-El
    Gamer: Green Basenji
    Soap Opera: Melissa Wilingboro
    Star Wars: Ell Mil Cas
    Jedi: Assilem Rellim
    Porn: Jasper Vineyard
    Superhero: The Green Boxster
    Action Hero: Sandy Sushi

  4. Only the ones that are mildly amusing:
    2. Robert Lindtball
    8. Fifi Westwood (heh heh)
    9. The Blue Corvette
    10. Lightning Sirloin (yes, it was Cars 🙂

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