If you enjoyed the Chuck Norris Facts site, and like the TV show 24, well then, this is the perfect mashup for you: Random Jack Bauer Facts. Same exact premise (some are even lifted from the Chuck Norris Facts!), and some are really funny:
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.
Jack Bauer’s calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Funny mashup goodness! Now, I need to set about creating a similar ripoff mashup site with some other larger-than-life character…
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3 responses to “Jack Bauer Facts”
That’s good stuff. It got hard fo rmy wife to watch the show 24, when Keifer was doing those beer commercials at the same time. She’d always wait for him to scream, "DRINK THE BEER!!!"
Jack Bauer doesn’t like it when people copy Chuck Norris facts and substitute his name. He will gun down your family for that.
Even people with Alzheimers know who Jack Bauer is.