You know those car commercials where the car is driving through the mountains or somesuch, and to show off its safety features, the commercial usually shows the car swerve gracefully around a fallen tree, or a boulder, or something? You know, to show how the tight steering and antilock brakes and everything make it the Safest Car Ever.

Well, I’m thinking instead of a car swerving around a fallen tree, I’d much rather see the car swerving around a chainsaw-wielding maniac running out of the forest… I figure if the car can help you avoid that, then it really is the Safest Car Ever.