This is classic: Sesame Street: 25 Of My Favorite Memories. I kept reading it and nodding. And you’ve gotta give props to someone for coming up with possibly the funniest line I’ve read in a long time:

Oh yeah, & if there’s one thing I hate more than those stickers of Calvin peeing on something, it’s the jokes about Bert & Ernie being gay, or Bert being evil, or whatever. Next time you mention it, I’m going to unearth a skyscraper with my bare hands, wear it like a brass knuckle, & punch you in the face.

Yeah, I’m funny that way.

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