This is good stuff: Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground.
A black bear was found passed out at a campground in Washington state recently after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer….
The hard-drinking bear, estimated to be about two years old, broke into campers’ coolers and, using his claws and teeth to open the cans, swilled down the suds.
It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge.
The only way this would have been better if it had been Hamm’s Beer.
Beware! White trash bear!
Since when does Rainier count itself among the ranks of sophisticated beer drinking? I mean, what exactly is the sophistry of Rain Beer?
From henceforth, I will respond only when referred to as Protagoras.