What with the recent talk over Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez getting married, I’ve heard speculation that she might take to calling herself “J. Aff”. I think they’ve got the wrong idea. She should take both surnames, hyphenated, so she’d be Jennifer Affleck-Lopez… or, you know:

J. Aff-Lo.

Hey, it could be worse, I could be making AFLAC jokes (cue the duck squawking, “Affleck!”)…

And look, the government is all set to release their new Monopoly money at the end of March! <Insert Park Place joke here…>